I am a table.

>Didn't know sister was home
>In kitchen naked
>Sister comes in
>I'm so shocked i just freeze
>Sister looks at my wood
>"I want to taste you"
>I'm as hard as a rock with big meaty balls
>I lay down
>She puts her feet on my legs
>crouches over me
>No lube around
>Pours warm water on my dick
>Suddenly I'm soft WHAT THE FUCK
>She says it's OK
>Starts sucking on my limp noodle cock
>Slurping it all sloppy like
>Trying to get me hard
>Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell
>Starts sniffing my feet
>Starts whining
>Sister lets dog lick my right ball
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Suddenly i cum
>HOW DID I CUM?I WAS SOFT
>Cum everywhere
>All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs
>OH SHIT OH SHIT MY CUM IS RED
>Dog bites off my left nut
>Sister bites off my cock
>Sister sticks fork in right ball
>Feelsgreatman.jpg
>Something isnt right
>Cum smells like tomato
>My penis is spaghetti
>I am a table[b]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ&feature=related
The link.
Click on it.

Unoriginal copypasta.
0/10

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Myth wrote:>Didn't know sister was home
>In kitchen naked
>Sister comes in
>I'm so shocked i just freeze
>Sister looks at my wood
>"I want to taste you"
>I'm as hard as a rock with big meaty balls
>I lay down
>She puts her feet on my legs
>crouches over me
>No lube around
>Pours warm water on my dick
>Suddenly I'm soft WHAT THE FUCK
>She says it's OK
>Starts sucking on my limp noodle cock
>Slurping it all sloppy like
>Trying to get me hard
>Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell
>Starts sniffing my feet
>Starts whining
>Sister lets dog lick my right ball
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Suddenly i cum
>HOW DID I CUM?I WAS SOFT
>Cum everywhere
>All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs
>OH SHIT OH SHIT MY CUM IS RED
>Dog bites off my left nut
>Sister bites off my cock
>Sister sticks fork in right ball
>Feelsgreatman.jpg
>Something isnt right
>Cum smells like tomato
>My penis is spaghetti
>I am a table[b]

I am an Archfag.

^Fuckin' rofl'd.

9/10

I am an up right chair, sit on me.

A normal evening in the Myth household?